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September 12th, 2007


10:04 am - Important Notice:
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Sincerely,

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Current Location: School
Current Mood: [mood icon] lazy
Current Music: Devo

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April 30th, 2007


08:57 am - I'm Muffin'

Current Location: School
Current Music: Prefuse 73

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April 24th, 2007


11:30 am - HEY.. HEY.. YOU.. YOU...
LEGGO MY EGGO

why do i still have this thing? seriously.. i never use it...


i like holiday world
i hate spashin' safari

12 3.. 4. 5

did you know that nobody was named Wendy until after Peter Pan was written?
did you know that you are secretly addicted to dihydrogen monoxide?

Hey (leave me a comment)

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March 11th, 2007


02:55 pm - To: Nick From: Nick - HAPPY BIRTHDAY
my birthday is on friday, you should hang out with me

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March 4th, 2007


02:09 pm
hi! your friends page sure looks nice... i like what you've done with the place

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December 15th, 2006


06:10 pm - list revamped (12/15)
1.) An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time (gun)

2.) Nintendo DS (system)

3.) Reservoir Dogs - special edition gas can packaging (dvd)

4.) Dance of Days: Two Decades of Punk in the Nation's Capitol (book)

5.) Target or Old Navy gift cards (for funs)

7.) Tivo (forever)

8.) World peace (globally)

9.) Mallrats special edition (dvd)

10.) Dry by Augusten Burroughs (paperback)

11.) Fight Club special edition (dvd)

12.) Masks and/or costumes (prefer superheroes and monsters)

13.) Undeclared complete series (dvd)

14.) Gummo (dvd)

15.) Blood Brothers - Jungle Rules Live (dvd)

16.) Devo - Shout (cd)

17.) They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants (cd)

18.) [insert something you think i'll like here]
Current Location: Chuck Berry's Bathroom

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December 10th, 2006


03:08 pm - It's Selfish Time! (and other holiday hits)
1.) An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time (gun)

2.) Blood Brothers - Young Machetes (cd)

3.) Reservoir Dogs - special edition gas can packaging (dvd)

4.) Arrested Development - season one (dvd)

5.) Target or Old Navy gift cards

7.) Tivo (forever)

8.) World peace (globally)

9.) Mallrats special edition (dvd)

10.) Dry by Augusten Burroughs (paperback)

11.) Fight Club special edition (dvd)

12.) Masks and/or costumes (prefer superheroes and monsters)

13.) Undeclared complete series (dvd)

14.) Gummo (dvd)

*This is all i can think of at the moment... i also like to discover new stuff. You know my taste

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December 9th, 2006


09:19 pm - ATTN: BRITTNEY & KYLE
What do you want for christmas?

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October 10th, 2006


11:00 am - you can't fire me.. i don't work in this van
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October 4th, 2006


09:02 am
i don't believe in beatles, i just believe in me

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September 9th, 2006


06:48 pm
School
Part-Time at Joe's (@ New Location - Green River Rd.)
Relationship
DVDs
CDs
MLB
6:30 am
Beard

Bosse Field
Music
2:00 am
Full-Time at Joe's (@ Old Location - Washington Square)
Flu

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August 26th, 2006


08:06 pm
There's this kid that comes into my work every few weeks and says "there are psychopaths following me.. just letting you know"... the kid creeps me out.. he just asked me if Friday the 13th could really happen... and can you avoid ghosts when they talk to you. He roams around the store talking to himself (like full 2-way conversations with himself)

And the weird thing is that this doesn't suprise me anymore, I have people come in here like that all the time.

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August 5th, 2006


05:59 pm - SURF THE NERF!
My self-esteem is so low! Internet world, what should I do? My taco feels like uh-oh and i can't get out of my life. I cry myself to sleep while i'm sprawled out on drugs because I am kind of a cyborg. I have low self-esteem but i put myself in many positions to be criticized.

I NEED A DRINK!

I can smell my vagina from my pant leg, and it smells like sour grapes and dixie cups. I enjoy not acting like myself on the internet, it makes me feel better about myself.

Thanks for understanding.

Love,

Alabama Lincoln Jr.
C.E.O. - Robotic Lifestyles

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June 4th, 2006


01:14 pm - hee haww! heee hee haw!
When i read complaints on people's livejournals..
(i secretly laugh)

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April 22nd, 2006


07:07 pm - New E-mail !
So i finally gave AOL the big "FUCK YOU"

My new email address is:

bettersafethansafari@hotmail.com

SO NOW YOU KNOW!
Current Music: stereolab - sound dust

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February 15th, 2006


08:39 pm - fuck that hole, mama.. it looked at me funny
I'm talkng shit on the internet because i'm afraid to say things in real life... i post everything i want to say on here because i fear face-to-face conflict.

shit shit shit shit shit shit (i'm talking SHIT!)

Haha.. the internet is funny because you can call someone out on their flaws and you know that eventually they're going to read it somewhere far away from your face. Ping pong balls are hollow and so are trolls if you rip off their heads.. but hamburgers are still hamburgers, i have to poop, Sally Ride is dead, and I am kickass!
Current Mood: [mood icon] working
Current Music: at the drive-in -- in/casino/out

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January 24th, 2006


11:43 am - YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!
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January 16th, 2006


07:58 pm - boing
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December 5th, 2005


11:45 pm - For Kyle, Brittney, and everyone else i'm trading presents with:
Let me know what you guys want!

I have no idea what people are buying me, so talk amongst yourselves

Here's my list (in case you can't think of anything)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 4 (dvd)
Fargo Rock City By: Chuck Klosterman (book)
Mini Sega Genesis system (any of them)
Sealab 2021 - any season (dvd)
South Park - any season (dvd)
Harry Potter books (hardback: years 1, 2, and 6)
Family Guy Season 4 (dvd)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (dvd)
Empire Records - Extended fan edition (dvd)

* cash and gift cards sure do rule too

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November 15th, 2005


10:58 pm
Captain Greed has taken over this post to give Nicholas the middle finger... take that.... you little bitch.

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